Idi Amin. Hitler. Pinochet. Rush Limbaugh. A very short, very incomplete list of some of the greatest shitheads the world has ever seen. I realised something very important today. Actually, I may have inadvertently solved some of the world's greatest political conundrums. Milo & vegemite. None of these jerkoffs ever just took five & munched on a piece of vegemite on toast, or enjoyed the cooling, pleasing & nutritious chocolately goodness of a big glass of milo.
No wonder they were such douchebags!
They were just mean because they didn't understand that it only takes a few seconds to make some of the best snacks on planet Earth! If only someone had shown them the way. I say, we get an emergency drop of nutritious yum yums into Egypt & Yemen stat! Might cool the heads of the military who are as I sit enjoying this glass of rad, rad malt awesomejuice, are drafting the new constitution of what may very well turn out to be tomorrow's newly democratic Egypt. But without Milo, maybe they'll just think bugger it, I'm taking over.
Also, the EU could do with a big dollop of milo love, dicking around as they are looking for a new central banker while their entire economic union goes down the s-bend. Milo people! I've rediscovered an important classic.
Thank you Australian yearning, you've led me back to one of my true spiritual homes.
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