OMG! NY2012! WTF?!?

I figured it out!

It wasn’t until certain events transpired that I realised just what I could do with Mr Blog over here. Ever since the Female Companion Unit (FCU – Lozzatron 6000) joined me here in Hong Kong, this blog has seemed like nothing but a giant pain in the arse due to the fact that I’ve now got someone handy who can listen to my constant stream of verbal waste, instead of having to barrel it down the interbutts at of you people.

I have however had – astonishingly – more than one person mention that no longer blogging is a bullshit approach to staying touch, so with lots more ado, I propose to utilise this here blog as a repository of all of those things in my life that don’t involve the (now) fiancée, or any potential wedding-related malarkey. That way, I can poison Facebook with all of that goo until my heart’s content & anyone that’s unfortunate enough to read my status updates can just live with it. For all of the other stuff that’s happening in my (admittedly, not that exciting) life, Very Confusion shall be the place go!

New Year’s resolutions:

1.       To get back on the dancefloor. Oh yes. White males on the dancefloor.

2.       To do a lot more of that nightmarish circuit training until I have at least one matching pair of abdominal muscles (hecklers welcome). And to refer to my arms as either ‘my guns’ or ‘the twins’ until people tell me to go away & do a push up.

3.       To get over to China as often as possible & play some actual golf. Not 4 beers & 130 balls at the driving range over a one hour period, but actual golf. On a golf course. Should be hilarious.

Also, to get married, but this blog need not worry about that.

So, now I have a new purpose for this blog, let’s see how it pans out. The horror & hilaritude of moving to a new country has pretty much worn off, so I’ll stop paying out on Hong Kong (for the most part). And although I still miss my friends & family back in Oz, this is home now, so I’m not some kind of adequately remunerated, depressed vagrant anymore either.

We’re moving into a new year people! It’s the 21^st century & laser bikes are here! Well, not really, but let’s repurpose our blog & see how the rest of the future turns out, shall we? I’ll log my successes & transgressions on the road to becoming a more well-rounded human being & my utilisation of all of the facilities, opportunities & good times that Honkers & the rest of Asia has to offer before life gets turned upside down again one fine day soon!

Here’s a photo to remember me by throughout this festive season:

Love you all to bits & I wish you the very best for this Christmas, in your New Year celebrations, & for the year ahead. Year of the dragon! Whazzah!