The global conspiracy to disenfranchise the project analysts of the world travelling to semi-discrete locations that are obliquely pegged to non-related major currencies that have taken a subsequent bumming due to a protracted history of financing debt solutions with further debt under a groaning, unsustainable twin-party dictatorship playing a populist & exponentially more risky game of chest-puffing, brow-beating, name-calling chicken.

Or,

Ow, my wallet.

Seriously. What the f*ck is going on with US Dollar? I’m watching my Aussie debt grow as I pay it off. Not happy. Like, at all. These twats in Congress had better come to some sort of positive agreement over the next week or two or it’s going to actually affect me. Me! OMG!

Whine over.

Hope you're all having a lovely week.